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Thursday, December 20, 2012

NASA: World Won't End Tomorrow

Some say the ancient Mayans predicted the world will end Dec. 21; others say you should plan on going to work Friday anyway.

It may be inevitable that one of the many doomsday predictions found in cults or New Age mythologies may actually come true, but it's probably not Friday. Some believe that when the 5,125-year ancient Mayan calendar runs out on Dec. 21, it determines the end of the world. NASA scientists disagree.  According to the NASA website, the only thing that will happen on Dec. 21 is the winter solstice.  The website also compared the lack of dates on the Mayan calendar to the lack of dates on current calendars. "Just as the calendar you have on your kitchen wall does not cease to exist after December 31, the Mayan calendar does not cease to exist on December 21, 2012. This date is the end of the Mayan long-count period but then -- just as your …

European American

9:16 am on Saturday, December 22, 2012

Hey bubba, I agree but u can't call people morons and spell it wrong. Unless u meant to spell it like that.   more ›

Monday, December 17, 2012

Will the World End on Friday?

In one of many doomsday myths, it's is widely believed the ancient Mayans predicted that the apocalypse will occur on Dec. 21. Beware of zombies.

December 21 is the winter solstice; it's also when the ancient Mayan calendar predicts the end of the world, or does it? In any case, it's beginning to feel a little like Y2K all over again. Seriously though, even NASA is getting in on the action. The agency created a page on its website devoted to debunking the Mayan apocalypse idea—not least because the Mayans never predicted any such thing. The date is simply the end of the 5,125-year Mayan calendar, when it simply starts over. “Our planet has been getting along just fine for more than 4 billion years, and credible scientists worldwide know of no threat associated with 2012,” NASA wrote. But maybe they're just fun-haters: there are a number of parties planned for Dec. 20 or 21 this year…

European American

8:21 am on Thursday, December 20, 2012

Don't religious people say that god created man in his own image? So god is apparently a mentally ill 20 something psycho who slaughters children. Not exactly the kind of figure I want to follow.   more ›

Friday, November 9, 2012

Man Stopped on County Line, Claims He's God, Needs to Save Human Race

The following was reported by the Lower Moreland Police Department.

[Editor's note: charges are pending for this incident after a chemical form was submitted]. On November 1, an officer from the Lower Moreland Police Department was responding to the 1400 block of County Line Road for an electrical fire caused by fallen power lines at Mann Road. County Line Road was closed shortly after and another Fire Police vehicle was approaching the scene for assistance. Behind that Fire Police car was a silver sedan weaving through stopped traffic that let the emergency vehicle pass. As the sedan approached the police officer, the officer told the driver, a male from Philadelphia, that the road was closed and he needed to find a different route. A few moments later the police officer saw the silver sedan again try to …

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